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I’ve seen anime porn. And one time there were tentacles. I didn’t look away.
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I used online dating because
I seriously wanted to find love and didn’t care at all about trying to getfree dinners for my broke ass. -
Wait…you don’t take nude selfies in hopes of having an enthusiastic recipient of them someday? Get outta here.
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You’re right, it IS about the motion of the ocean. And size. Definitely size.
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“Hey, I’m just letting you know I’m running late! Traffic sucks soooo bad right now, ughhhhh. I’ll be there as quickly as possible!” ……..*Resumes porn and masturbates for ten more minutes*
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Most Men < My Vibrator
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Selfless Men > My Vibrator
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“I can’t. I’m on my period.” PSYCHHHHHH. I just don’t want any of your privates near mine. Or I forgot to shave, in which case, try again next time and I promise we can get naughty.
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Oh you don’t want to shave your goodies? That’s fine. Oh but you’re not going to trim or groom a little? GTFO.
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I have fantasized about my dream man for over ten years and have yet to find anyone in real life who can live up to his thoughtful romantic gestures, spot on sense of humor, and perfect sex drive. No pressure though.
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